hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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