Nicole vs. Life
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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