he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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