I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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