I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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