Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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