i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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