nut hugger
What a fucking waste of an outfit
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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