i just google imaged poop.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
