i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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