You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The beer is more important than you right now.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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