Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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