That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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