I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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