I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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