make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
last night I used snow as a chaser
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