remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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