What should our trivia night team be named?
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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