Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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