The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
