i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Green mimosas i think yes
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
