Non-Jews are for practice
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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