i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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