One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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