make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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