As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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