i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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