I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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