do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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