Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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