For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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