oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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