Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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