People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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