I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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