let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
COCAINE IS GR8
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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