I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
How external is "for external use only"?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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