No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
