I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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