I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
That accounts for only three of the penises
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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