how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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