Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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