Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Are my feet made of real feet?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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