every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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