My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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