If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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