my mouth tastes like poor choices
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.