I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
it's like iHOP with fire
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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