Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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