So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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