WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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