I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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