sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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