its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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go home
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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